JerkyChew

No. A can of coke does not cost 6 dollars.

My passwords are all SQL injection statements. I only have to log in once.

He doesn't need to be fired, he'll just be ignored and marginalized.

Neither of us is*

I had this comic book, it was a special edition sold at Radio Shack when I was a kid. And yeah that pocket computer was just a big calculator that had a lot of keys.

Or a Fisher cat.

Paywall'ed.

Jeez, at least RFK's allusion was more subtle... Though I don't think anything Mike Pillow does is subtle.

I'd love to share this but it has the stupid trend of putting strs in wrds. Drves me nts.

Found the incel

Lifting and shifting an existing monolithic architecture to the cloud with zero modernization changes will result in a higher cost than leaving it in a data center.

Converting the application to use as much serverless and microservice-based technology as possible is where the cloud ROI is.

Sometimes

I Just Look Up,

Smile,

And say

I know that was yCALaaHEYLADY!