LargePenis

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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For chud-brain dumbasses, Trump's Napoleon Arc is genuinely inspiring. Incredible persistence and lack of loser energy, he just refuses to permanently fuck off. We truly need leftist Trump, an annoying showman dude that never shuts up

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

America's gender reveal is complete:

IT'S A BOY 🟧🟦

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think she was one George W. Bush endorsement away from a total Reagan-style victory.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I hope that the number of votes she loses by is exactly the same number as Arab American votes for third party candidates.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Iowa is called for Trump. But but but the selzer poll has been right since 476 BC and they said Momala is up by three! Blue Wave confirmed 🌊🌊

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Whose fault will it be this time? Russia? Iran? Palestine? China? Will the Dems just shrug their shoulders and say it's men or whites or farmers or whatever that are too sexist/racist/homophobic? It can never be their god awful strategies of offering black men crypto and weed, offering Arabs a Genocide Liteβ„’ instead of Genocide Pro Max, offering nice deportation instead of evil deportation to Latinos, and offering nothing but scolding and contempt for poorer rural whites. There's much wrong with Americans, but the Democrats fucking suck at this.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so funny, this fucker is about to win again. I genuinely thought that it was joever for him in the last few days, but you can never count him out. God I will enjoy the meltdown so much, I hope that the Dems lose PA by the exact number of Jill Stein votes just to laugh at them even more.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Voting for Kamala just to spite Elon Musk is the most compelling pro-Kamala argument I've heard so far

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wait where's 72T? It's not the same without our bravest fighter.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 99 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

Back online after two weeks of taking care of irl stuff. Random disconnected thoughts incoming:

  • Aunt and her kids have successfully left Lebanon into Syria and then into Iraq, very happy with that. Thank God for the Iraqis, we're forever indebted to them for just how extraordinarily generous they've been with the refugees. Fuck the Egyptians for not even doing 0.1% of that for the people of Gaza.

  • Son is already nearly four months old. Very nice kid tbh, not too many sleepless nights so far.

  • Damn the Ukraine war is progressing very fast now, I don't even have time to learn the names of the villages anymore. Cursed town Ugledar might have been the glue that held together Ukraine's defence in the south-east. Nonstop collapse since Ugledar fell and now we are looking at the first big Russian arrow since the first weeks of the war. South Donetsk is done if Russia reach Andriivka, that entire Kurakhove corner will fall in matter of weeks. Very interesting developments on the Oskol sector as well, don't understand why Ukraine is letting their east Kupyansk grouping get pinned towards the river and not withdrawing behind a very defensible river line.

  • I don't believe the reports about any ceasefire whether in Lebanon or Gaza. The Doha talks about Gaza are just a last ditch effort to provide a "peace in the Middle East" boost for Kamala, there's little real substance there. Same with the Lebanon negotiations, there's no incentive for any side here. Israel continue their forever war, Americans sell guns, Iranians have an excuse to lob missiles at Israel whenever they want now and Hezbollah are inflicting record damage on IDF losers.

  • Help me out Hexxies, who will win the election? My instincts say it's big wet Donnie, but idk these days. How are the polls looking? I read reddit and in their world Kamala will win every single state, while right wings dumbasses on Twitter say that NY is a swing state.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 60 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Hey fellow multipolarity enjoyer. Have you received your 500β‚½ BRICS voucher card?

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