The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don't forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Honestly I think we're both a little right here. That's definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid's mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

I believe that's actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

Great argument. How about buy your shit from actual stores, whether online or brick and mortar. Believe it or not, we actually managed to get by for millennia without amazon

Sure, because everyone's experience with their parents is just like yours

MRE crackers

Makes sense. They're all weird-ass dipshits

Only ever gonna be one

But they said yeats...

Spectacular