Yeah I honestly thought this was satire at first. I posted it to Hexbear to see if I was getting whooshed or what the fuck was going on. Legit still having trouble believing this isn’t a bit. The last sentence is like 2/10 too obvious shit

Lmao Lenin looks exactly like the smug goat

Yo what’s the scale for the picture here. What appears to be a table leg to the left is throwing me off. Like this pills are enormous, you couldn’t even take one as a suppository if you were dedicated???

This problem is apologia for the 9000lb truck. Even an alert driver couldnt see that baby in a car designed to have worse sight lines than a Sherman tank.

Well thank you for the replies. Suffice it to say, I am flabbergasted.

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Oh god oh fuck did anybody check to see if there is a full moon on Election Day?!?

It is interesting has this has come about. Brain wormed conservatives screaming that all of those things are socialism, a person thinking “huh those things sound good, guess I’m a socialist” and that’s the end of anybody’s analysis.

Sorry I couldn’t quite hear that over the sound of my rocket engine as I head to a new planet. But as I was saying, nothing to fear from the centipede.

The size of the centipede is distorted by Mercator projection, it’s not that big, don’t worry.

What? The reason I ask is to try to get a better understanding of the principal backing up the stance you took. I was trying to understand if it was life-maximizing with no qualifiers (i.e. irrespective of whose life was risked), which is how it read to me in your other responses in the thread. But I wasn’t sure, since you also said like 99.99% of the time, the burglar wouldn’t attack you if you announced, which could mean there was a heavily qualified principal.

So, I asked the hypothetical to try to figure out what your underlying motivating principal is here, as it filters out the noise of the 99.99% example. It was in no way meant to “entice fascist sentiment.”

Me personally? No, I would lock my door and call the police. I would not go out and try to confront the burglar, but I wouldn’t also call out to them and say “oh btw I’m here and armed.”