I thought earth was closest to the sun and that’s why we can see it

What about mercury

What’s a trekkie and what’s a food replicator?

I’m lying a made it up

You were one of the good ones 😔✌️

Why does apple juice make me very sick for a few hours, I actually feel like I’m dying but I’m not concerned because this always happens after I drink it but I always forget whenever I buy it again lol

Kinda gonna have to in the future

I know the billionaire doomsday bunkers have some weird 3D printer that “prints” food, mostly just in the form of a nutritional block but I assume after their luxury MRE’s run out and if they haven’t figured out how to grow or incapable of growing fresh produce then 3D printed food is what they will have to rely on as sustenance, that is of course until we raid their bunkers and acquire this technology for ourselves. After that we can start printing burger we downloaded from a local internet source

When Nussy falls on your house 😳

Lmao my boss just said in an argument “if you carry on I’ll have to remove you for insubordination”

Insubordinate my genital situation, fuck off the client can suck me

I got to film some of scenes for this movie

I hate all unions

I recently joined the union, now a bunch of my workplace is unionized which is scaring management so they’ve had to enforce stricter rules including “you can’t hang out in break room anymore” which is fine because I have a hiding place but that was just one of many fascistic rules. Doesn’t matter though, they can’t fire me for shit and I can always use the union to find another job 🤣