Canada's also monthly. I've spent some time in Aussie land, they do weekly instead.

I prefer monthly so I only have to stress out about being kneecapped financially once a month instead of 4x a month.

Why is unknown but the answer is Canada.

At least you'll go out feeling good, which is more than most of us can hope for on the capitalist hellscape of a planet.

If Canadian, chuck a bag of milk in his eavestroughing. The heat will rot the milk and the bag will degrade in the sun till one day it fails, releasing STANK.

and she will be like "why?" and I will be doomed.

Exactly the same reason here. DOOMED.

This is the first time I've noticed catbox images NOT screwing up on sync. Most of my fails to load happen from that source.

He's not your cheif, pla.

So it's like a vampire? You have to invite it in?

Hehe, couched in.

Isn't a stool softener just a cushion? Sounds like this stool is becoming more and more like a couch...

If he could get away with it, he'd rename is Peasant's Choice.

Oh wait. He probably can get away with it.

I'm not sure zoom lenses were a thing in 1912...