You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can't think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pixels. How can you have any pixels if you don't eat yer meat?"

Do you think that there's sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it's called the Hershey squirts.

If you go to settings, comments then style... Could this be the thing?

I think that those notify the blind driver behind you.

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I like to go for long flaps above the beach, squeak!

I've heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Wow, you really let loose!