You did great and it's the same message either way but, just for fun, your translation in French would be:

bonjour je m'appelle helium. j'suis un gaz noble.

(The literal translation would be "mon nom est helium" but people don't usually talk like that in French- just like the literal translation of "je m'appelle" is "I call myself" but people don't usually talk like that in English)

Personally, I think that, when it comes to "important" stuff, having an individual or group whose opinion you trust based on other aligned values is sufficient.

E.g., if you're not sure how to feel about furries, but you respect the consensus of the queer community, you can look to them to decide how to ensure your actions/words align with your values

This is basically the whole point of electing representatives. It's not your job to have an opinion on every single thing- we hire people with whom our values (ideally) align, and it becomes their job to have all those opinions

This works similarly in elections. Many people don't have the time, energy, and/or capacity to sit down and learn about each proposed amendment/etc, so different groups publish their recommendations

hello it's me helium

i am a noble gas

Noble ?

Unintelligible

funkyphoto.clear

For anyone else curious, those dots on the front are olfactory organs- basically nostrils

Are you making fun of the US 4B movement?

This was nothing more than a ham-fisted way to get to reiterate that she thinks Biden stole the 2020 election. She is stupid, but she doesn't actually think the earth is flat, and she takes the UAP situation seriously

Had to custom order it. They said "are you sure this isn't a typo?"

Edit: realized you can't really see what the photo on the shirt even is in that pic so:

Edit 2: (while this is a joke, I do actually have a heil seitan shirt with a pentagram made of forks and I love it lol)

Yeah people, including myself, tend to forget that, before dialectics/etc were explicitly articulated in writing, such methodologies absolutely weren't common sense. The concept of hypotheticals wasn't even widely comprehended until the last couple centuries iirc

You addressed this so neutrally that my bias took over and I assumed you were arguing in favor of anarchism lol

That's the spirit! With drugs and a can-do attitude, therapy would just be a waste of money

Holy hell, 95% of people can't figure out "what percentage of the emails sent by John Smith last month were about sustainability." That is absolutely wild to me, and I already thought my perception was skewed the other direction due to working with largely disadvantaged people. That's an eye opener for sure, thanks for sharing