this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a relatable and funny post!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks, my mom got it for me.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like desolatemoon is your mom and they commented to make you happy. Jokes aside moms are the best.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

desolatemoon

I'm not one to judge user names but it kinda works.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Ngl moon might be better

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

My mom sent me a Facebook meme. I posted it here and it's by far my most upvoted post.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Me checking my profile/ inbox with a hangover:

Edit: me when I realize my deleted comments I gave up on, show up on other instances.

[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, that's something to keep in mind.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You can edit them. People can see the edit history, but if you just want to give up on a comment, I'd suggest changing it to just a "." And then deleting it.

I got you fam

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey a dopamine hit is a dopamine hit. Someone liking your post enough to upvote it is basically getting an internet first-bump. It's not much, but getting that approval from people does feel good.

...we all have the super-power of literally administering a tiny dose of dopamine to nearly anyone in the world.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Also, we often disregard our own mental benefit for giving.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Big true and real and based

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Apparently about 70% as pleasurable and addictive as Cocaine.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

I’m glad I only gaf when people reply. I otherwise don’t check.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Negative response