I mean, in that situation, wouldn't the part where you end up deciding you have to hurt someone to escape a traumatic situation going to be the most detailed part of the memory?

I'm not saying people don't do shit like that on the internet, but I really don't think this post is nearly obvious enough to be a place to start calling someone out about it. Even if all OP wanted to do was type it out and just vent it, there's not anything wrong with that.

No problem!

I want people to go by their first two initials, and then the entire last name. Y'know, "H. G. Wells, J.G. Wentworth".

It just makes everyone sound more fancy and serious.

Dark Souls, and other from soft souls likes (except Sekiro and Bloodborne).

You are encouraged to play cautiously and intently, otherwise you'll get slapped by concealed enemies, mobs with unexpected movesets, and being over aggressive and "greedy" during boss fights will end many an attempt. I love these games for that.

Probably a soft Rhodes keyboard when it comes to something more dynamic, but other than that I'd be tied for the sound of rain and the sound of waves.

waves enthusiastically

That one is pretty good! The entire scene with the shootout where everyone keeps breaking windows is my favorite. There are so many good gags in that scene, it's ridiculous.

Top Secret, by the same guys who did Naked Gun. I think it's somehow actually funnier on average than Naked Gun, even though that one's great, too.

Basically, I don't know if a human could watch it and not find it fucking amazingly funny. So dense with jokes, so creative with the execution, so many funny practical effects, you're constantly astounded that they created props and sets for such absurd humor, and it really works.

Fellas, is it gay to measure someone's age how hanging his balls is?

I like that, suddenly is sudden to the listener, all of a sudden is surprising to the story's characters, and makes the listener anticipate that surprise without being able to warn them about it

That's actually why I drink Alani, it has no sugar, but tastes amazing. There's this whole new wave of energy drinks that don't use sugar, such as Alani, Ghost, and Bang. I'm not sure what they use for sweeteners instead, maybe something also bad, but it's an energy drink, I'm not gonna pretend I'm a saint to my body

It's about the size of a red bull, smaller than a Monster.

Edit: 12 fl oz, just checked a can