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You could probably measure someone's age how hanging his balls is. (lemmy.world)
submitted 18 hours ago by wabafee@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Saw a pixelated naked Mario with his dick hanging out or his balls. Some guy commented "it happens with age". Had me thinking if someone posted someone's balls online you could probably guess his age how saggy it is.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't know about you but I prefer to guess age by the face.

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Nah, it's not universal, some of it is genetic. The other thing is, how often you wear ball-supporting underwear affects your rate of change of how much your balls sag.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 18 hours ago

are men OK?

[-] all-knight-party@fedia.io 12 points 17 hours ago

Fellas, is it gay to measure someone's age how hanging his balls is?

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago

nope, but it is weird!

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 16 hours ago

No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don't think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Why are you seeing men's balls while using the changing room? Is it a communal changing room? Do you buy new clothes frequently?

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago
  1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can't really miss them if they're naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don't have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?
[-] appelkooskonfyt@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't know if it's regional, but some people might think you were talking about a fitting room, like in a clothing store.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

But are you taking the temperature into account?

I'm ten years younger in the dead of winter.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Nintendo would like to have a word with you...

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 14 hours ago

I don't know. Like I get where you're going but it would have to be something that is consistent across all members of that sex.

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