asparagus9001

joined 1 year ago
[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AHHHHHHH! The Frenchhhhhhhhampagneeee

Has always been celebrated
FOR ITS EXCELLENCE!

Are we allowed to shitpost here or is that discouraged

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (9 children)
[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yawn

I'm an urbanist, I live in a dense city, I literally do not own any motorized transportation

There are hundreds of shitty little towns across America that survive solely off of ticket revenue by putting up a gas station, a church, and a dollar general on a road that's primarily designed for cross-country travel by slamming the speed limit from 65mph+ to 25 within a 200 meter distance, and anyone who lived in that area without a car would literally die due to lack of a job, income, access to food, etc etc etc so I'm really not buying this argument

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's a school zone.

There's also the word "usually" there, and I stick by it. Nice gotcha tho.

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ram 2500 Drivers Have the Most DUIs, More Than Twice the National Average: Report

Roughly 1 in 22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited with a DUI before, a study claims.

Now back to the story at hand....

Authorities allege that Hammons left the scene after the arrival of medical personnel but before law enforcement arrived. He turned himself in the next day and was lodged in the Marion County Jail.

Hmmmmmmmm, really makes u think

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

To me, a highway means speeds in excess of 50mph.

I suppose it's perfectly fine that it means that to you, but US highways run through every little dying town and the speed limits are usually 25-35mph in town, usually for the sole purpose of being a revenue generating speed trap. In fact I just looked it up and this intersection is a school zone with a 20mph speed limit.

[–] asparagus9001@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It would appear to be a custard tart with raspberries and most likely cream, but I suppose it could be "white chocolate" or icing or something like that