I'm a Panthers fan. I don't think anyone here will blame me if I just check out until preseason.

APAB, no exceptions

Probably "It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)"

Either the rest of your music taste is terrifyingly eclectic, or you're just gay

They kind of already do, what with the most terrifying major airport being named after John Wayne, and the other shitty DC airport (you're better off flying into BWI and taking MARC down) being named after Reagan

But now that has me thinking of how ridiculous decadent a grand prix iftar would be

How has it been that long since Italy 2020?

California is down in St. Mary's County

Yeah, the name's sort-of left over from the post-revolution era. They used to be social democrats, then moved pretty quickly to the right, especially after all the liberals gravitated towards it in the 80s

AAAAAHHH!!!!

I'm getting too much money!

I'm partial to the New Orleans cocktails. If I'm making a Sazerac, I like this variation.

On the whole, though, my favorite has to be the Vieux Carré

• 3/4 oz rye
• 3/4 oz cognac
• 3/4 oz sweet vermouth
• 1/3 oz Bénédictine D.O.M
• 2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
• 1 dash Angostura bitters
• Optional absinthe rinse (I usually keep some absinthe in an atomizer because I refuse to throw out perfectly good absinthe)

Serve in a rocks glass with a lemon twist

At the same time, though, my love for bitter sometimes draws me to a Bonsoni:

• 2 oz Carpano Antica vermouth
• 1/2 oz Fernet Branca

ACLU lawyers have the invoices at the ready