You don't even know the half of it.
beejboytyson
joined 4 months ago
Remember the Russian sucking dick right before getting blown up by a drone? I think about how life is cruel sometimes.
My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.
Huh, socialism really is gay...
... there were people voting for stein?
Don't forget the commercials before and after you pay FML
I would rather someone be rude and fight for what's right then someone nice that's propagating a system of injustice because "my 15 mins are valuable"
Whoosh that's were the DV came from.
Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs...
So this is what true evil looks like...
Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.
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I never got to play borderlands, wouldn't mind if you threw me a key