bunkyprewster

OnePlus charges so fast this isn't a problem anymore

First computer only had a teletype, no screen. Oh and paper tape memory.

And the beans?

That's Bobbit (the dick remover)

They eat their own if you aren't entirely fascist enough

What's with the devil horn gesture that two women are making?

What's with the devil horn finger gesture two women are making in the picture?

I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes

Unless you are a baker, then it's "Pastry first"

There is also a slight shortage of carbon dioxide, she said, a key element of greenhouse production

Huh?

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, ie antidepressants like Prozac

Seltzer