boss man: "Okay team 😀 good to see you all here. Now unfortunately we need to go over some stuff 😕 again and it's not 🚫 good. Remember how before we talked about how planes aren't supposed to be touching each other...?"

Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald's late at night because I don't want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

At some point in this maelstrom a trans-trad wife movement that is really into enforcement of gender norms will arrive and make all sides equally uncomfortable.

Eating disorders are a good example of how online spaces can spread mental illness like a virus. Individuals with ED's often have this insatiable urge to post ED propaganda online, much like rabies makes it's victims have the urge to bite people. It is how the virus perpetuates itself.

Sometimes ED will arrive organically in an individual without digital exposure to it, but some people only acquire it because they literally fell down an online rabbit hole. Very similar to MAGA in terms of being a digital mind-virus

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

He's evil af but intelligent and informed enough to know that his own personal well-being is better served by perpetuating the current system rather than forcing the nation into some dystopian MAGA authoritarian hell hole.

I had a 10+ year old account with like 1.5m karma get full stop banned for reasons behind my comprehension. I wasn't doing any overt racism, misogyny, violent rabble rousing... Nothingworse than vehemently disagreeing with somebody and calling them an idiot or a clown.

I only suspect I triggered a nerve which got me mass reported to an extent that I got caught in the dragnet. Being disagreeable was a ban worthy offensive maybe??

Overly sensitive fuckwits with brittle feelings. I am the same ol' dumbass I always was but the culture shifted towards "business casual" away from being more like "diet 4chan"

Elon loves Hitler-stans. He cannot love Hitler directly so he chose a Hitler-stan in order to enjoy Hitler by proxy.

Turklander?

Sir, I can assure you my oats are secure.

One day he's just going to take his pants and shirt off on stage 😞