Omg : science

[+] _bcron@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

I ain't eating that shit in public

[-] Kwiila@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago

"You must have a large family to feed." "Ya." " Here?" "Naw."

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

True story: Taco John's, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two "6-packs and a pound" which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn't order any diet coke).

[-] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Hey at least he got the diet coke, wouldn't want to have too many calories right?

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald's late at night because I don't want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

So what. I'm also fascinated when I see Humans without a gag reflex.

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

🥵😏

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

They could still have a huge family to feed.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I wish I could talk to birds and negotiate alliances and trade deals with them.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 12 points 2 months ago

Can't talk to them, but you can certainly barter and form alliances with corvids.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I've been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won't even shit on their cars.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 21 points 2 months ago

Don't some birds vomit to feed their young? So this bird is just preparing the meal so it's nice and ready when it gets home!

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Cormorants are rage fueled savages

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's ok... I practice intermittent fasting.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

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[-] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me

[+] pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

big fucking carp

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