Natalie we are seizing your means of production. Hand over the cat ears, the light gels, and the gallon of 2%

I don't believe in them either, but I do get super annoyed when people get smug about not believe, which is a whole other thing

For real. I originally wrote “quality of life” and then realized how depressed and alienated I am under capitalism. Like nah, I’m just not gonna be able to get coffee all the time. I can live with that

Most online sectarianism is. Consumer identities as applied to revolutionary theory. We are very close to capitalists figuring out how to recuperate revolutionary sentiment right up to the point of action. They’ve already effectively monetized and weaponized right wing terrorism, so non-terrorism on our part is certainly on the table.

Hi. I’m effervescent and I would likely have my ~~quality of life~~ access to luxury goods reduced under global communism. Worth. Very worth.

Doubly so considering global warming is about to fuck up this whole “fresh bananas in February” horse shit. Also, leave it to sectarian redditors to ruin something as cool as theory earnings.