The better parts of you clearly soaked into the mattress on the night of your conception. You physically disgust me, in every way, you smug fuck. What galls me is I went to the effort of finding evidence from a rag somebody like you would read, and all you've got is soulless redditorisms.

I eagerly await the fall of your society.

However will I survive?!

If the Creator was good, you wouldn't for long; but since we live in a godless modern analogue of Babylon and this hellhole hasn't been smote yet, I'm not exactly hedging my bets.

Hypothetically and only for the sake of argument, let's say Harris "supports genocide"

There's no fucking "hypothetical", collaborator. "Harris stands by Israel's right to defend itself". Even NBC, one of your state-controlled rags, is saying it. God, I despise gaslighting, gladhanding collaborator garbage like you.

"Vice President Kamala Harris offered a full-throated defense of Israel in her convention speech Thursday night, echoing the language of President Joe Biden that has drawn criticism from pro-Palestinian protesters."

You can't simultaneously offer 'full-throated defense' of a genocidal, illegitimate settler colony and then expect your 'calls for ceasefire' to be understood as anything other than plausible deniability and cover-running for genociders.

I'd still rather go back to acquiring my green under the table and smoking somewhere it's a crime than tolerating a genocider tbqh

But don't you dare withhold or we're going to make sure you get WW3 faster /assposting

I actually can't think of that opening without thinking of the flip that was made for My Way Entertainment's Power Rangers parodies tbh. (No, I wouldn't recommend them these days; they absolutely don't hold up, they're a relic of 2006 youtube when everything was redlining mics over sex, gender, and race jokes. The literal only grace I have for that these days is those dudes iirc are mostly Black and latino.)

"Your Qness, a second Xenu fighter has struck Pyramid #1."

And I know you are compassionate towards invertebrates, comrade Kennedy...

Ghost fluids would've been preferable lemme tell you.

I try to derive silver linings from it. I'm convinced it'd be altogether too easy for me to be a rank misleader if I hadn't grown up on the wrong side of a boot. My sense of the difference between justice and injustice was sharpened very fuckin early. (And hey, he's dying of cirrhosis and diabetes right now while I've been working on breaking generational curses and getting into the best shape of my life; so. I'm winning.)