I would've broken a man's arm for an Amiga 500. All I ever had growing up was a Vic-20.

Made me think of something that Brett Easton Ellis would write.

I smoked for a decade and have been quit for 19 years.

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

Hehehehehehe

I'd have to say the hair comb.

It's not you. If I'm at a RESTAURANT and can't hear my friends, I leave. I won't spend money at a place I have to yell to be heard (unless there's a band I specifically want to see or I'm at a bar, but even bars have limits).

Stewart can play both roles on his own. He will not hesitate to call EITHER side out.

That is one diabolic curse. Diane, remind me to never piss off Empricorn.

I'm no doctor, but you may want to check these out.

I said "publicly." I wasn't commenting on the fact that you corrected someone, but the fact you did so publicly.

Ah, gotcha.