It’d wear a tan suit

Hey man, I hope you get a liver. The world needs more people like you to stick around as long as possible

Yeah I can’t even imagine trying to market another trip. You could never escape the negative reputation of this, why wait so long to announce that it’s over?

I’m keeping mine downloaded because I don’t have the heart to get rid of it. It’s going to reside in my App Library graveyard

Wow I’m literally eating a salad right now and didn’t even correlate the two

Same, I feel like I immediately assume the leaves of any fruit or veggie are inedible