Anub

I'd pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So...Anubis.

"Cat trucks on every corner!"

Right?! The perfect con for people who've been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I'll be like, hey, let's have a banana and my brain will say, "CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!"

Donnie Darkroast

Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

It's a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here's your laptop