[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That man's name? "Albert Einstein!"

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

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[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Glad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. ๐Ÿ˜

For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Nope, not legal.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Or, that's a paddlin'.

Both applicable. Take your pick.

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the blow!

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Poor you!! ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Emma

and Tilly!

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It's a saddleback catapillar. The thorns have venom. Felt it on my neck. Never seen one before, but will definitely be on the lookout from now on.

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