qaopjlll

joined 3 years ago
[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Presumably the lawyer would have instructed her not to answer if the police asked her why she was at his door because it is immaterial to the assault that she suffered. Believe it or not, you're allowed to knock on someone's door in America without getting shot/assaulted even if you don't have a good reason to be there. People can and have been prosecuted for shooting people who came to their door without establishing whether they are a threat.

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Kamala stabs Joe in the heart with an icepick , immediately gets arrested, Mike Johnson becomes the 47th President of the US

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We also voted to legalize slavery, limit rent control and increase prison sentences for drug possession

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Just a slob like one of us

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Should've made it 1 Googol

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unless you count the time he entered a girl's high school long distance race on the final lap and sprinted to the end. (This is a real thing that actually happened.)

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But the media will still convince all the US libs that the Arabs are attacking us because they hate our freedoms and not because of anything we might've done that could compel an oppressed population to fight back

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

He can Naruto run without even moving. No wonder bullets cannot hit him.

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Bad comparison, toilets are capable of draining the shit that gets fed into them unlike Brianna's brain

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I mean unless rabies is completely eradicated you're still going to need to seek treatment immediately if an animal bites you unless you want to risk dying the most horrible death imaginable.

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Libs pushing the "voting 3rd party helps Trump" narrative so hard makes me wonder if they're going to introduce legislation that actually causes all 3rd party votes to count as a vote for the Republican candidate.

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