rockerface

Boy have I got something for you

I'm enjoying every reference in this thread equally

This is why my work mailbox has a 2 minute delay before sending. Don't leave these things to chance

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

He now has no thumbs. Good night.

Get in the line, buddy

Because their entire job likely is selling these kinds of "solutions" to people

brother-in-law

unmarried

Man's been busy

Edit: now that I'm thinking, it might be that the main character married his sister or something, but still

This is a live action adaptation of that one episode of Monogatari series (if you know, you know)

Wouldn't be surprised to see a road like that in Ukraine, too. Especially in older towns that haven't renovated the infrastructure

This is just normal parking

Panic attack? No-no, with me it's a panic battle