This seems plausible and interesting, but a source is needed

You won't be able to blame children for farts anymore

In Italy we have Liberation day on April 25th and labor day on 1st May and nobody ever complained. You celebrate certain days in specific dates for a reason, not because they fit nicely with other holidays

Yes, maybe, if you put kidney stones directly in lemon juice, but kidneys filter blood, not the content of our stomach. Maybe it makes the blood more acidic...? Not a doctor but I doubt it can be that effective

What does lemon do to kidney stones?

So cruel

Not gatekeeping, but if you have never seen one, this is a proper bidet https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Bidet_weiss.jpg/623px-Bidet_weiss.jpg

Same here

Do you really eat Oreos on a daily basis? Damn man...

What if new mods volunteers go continuously rogue after being assigned to the job?

Oh damn... I'm so sorry. This guy was a legend, I remember one of the first online petition I joined online was for him to be released from prison