schmaustin

joined 1 year ago
[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like a hundred bucks!

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because of the titties or just because its long af?

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I was hoping someone had done the math because it felt like more. I'm going to confidently quote this fact without checking it, I trust you.

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Just buy new teeth

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Crunchertize me cappin

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that

[–] schmaustin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I need a medium sized dog for reference