[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'd just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

AI Models Falter ~~Answering Election Questions in Spanish~~.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

I took care of one of my mother's dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it's good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it's adequate.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all "demoncrats r bad" i just ask them, "Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for "gays should be executed"? This is exactly why you didn't have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me..."

I've only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I'm a few months away from 40) insist I "give them grandkids".

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's like throwing a live microphone in front of the speaker it's attached to, self sustaining cycle...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

I grew up in stress, so when I'm not stressed, it means I've forgotten something...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Was the iMac a casualty of the "capacitor plague" that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, I'm this comment...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And they still don't know why I won't "give them grandchildren". I'm like "bitch, I've been there, now I get to have fun".

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