z500

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me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.ml
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

me_me_irl_irl

"you want to be a hacker, kid?" in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Why aren't we funding this?

the end of the search for the F.I.S.H. in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's

5 June 1987 in c/calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Research in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] z500@startrek.website 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

Sailing the high seas in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

Linux Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

cheaper, please in c/memes@lemmy.world
Don't care what the reason is. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

Everyone is burning rubber out there in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

Hey, we're learning, okay?

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