You know what Skyrim needed? A romantic rejection simulator where you can’t marry your favorite NPC because some bits don’t match up in the code. They added marriage into the viking murder hobo game. Now you want immersive heterosexuality? What’s next, combat where your weapons don’t phase through your opponents? Shop keeps who can’t be tricked by a bucket? Eat your slop, swine. Buy the 12th rerelease. See Todd Howard in your nightmares. Then realize that he’s bisexual and despair.