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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Blame everyone except the incompetent party

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

because the person that tried and failed to stop the criminal due to not being very good at it is the real person to blame for a crime, rather than the criminal themself

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's so smart and insightful of you! You're so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It'll totally win them the election this time!

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago

that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I hope they fired those consultants.

What am I saying. They're still taking advice from the people on Hillary's campaign!

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'll frame it in a proper way for you. People of America preferred a rapist criminal over a dem. You can blame people all day but it's a democracy after all and you have to be better than being "better than the opponent".