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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.