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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I think 10 professional fighters could beat a bear. There would be casualties, but somebody would manage to claw its eyes out and then it would be a long, grinding battle of attrition as the remaining humans kicked the bear in the gut from unexpected angles

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I just don't see it. The bears hide is way too tough and getting to its eye won't be easy. Not to mention those things don't get tired. They can run at really high speed non stop for a full minute. The explosive power it has one swipe and a fighter is down or incapacitated. And even if they do manage to hurt this thing there are fights where they continue after its had large chunks of it torn out against other bears. Ward it off..... maybe but to the death bloodlust? A 1500 pound machine is too much

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, I didn't realize they had that sort of stamina. I was sorta relyin' on the MMA fighters to tire the bear out.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its shocking. I know its a different bear and smaller but sloth bears have engaged in battle with tiger for 15 minutes. The hide kept it in the fight and the stamina is no joke.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Leave to a guy named Vegeta to have powerscaled the animal kingdom (Thanks for the fun facts!)

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

I........ Wanted to be a vet....... Now all I do is play second fiddle to kakarot