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[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 34 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

How do you accidentally sleep with someone?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

it's what people with most of the power in a dynamic call it when they want to disclaim any agency and elide responsibility for their actions.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 20 hours ago

Mashed the skip cutscene button too many times and Adam Sandler'd her way from sitting next to each other enjoying some room temperature beer under a portrait of the late Queen all the way to finishing up having a shag in the backseat of a car with the windows all fogged up like the Titanic sex scene.

Except the car is this:

[–] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago

I've seen a documentary about this. She probably slipped.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

She probably thought he was older than 19, I'm assuming that's the "accident" here, that he was a teenager and not much older than her children.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

no shade but did she not talk to him for like more than 5 minutes? thats usually the dead giveaway. not hating on the younger crew around here but as someone who is ancient its obvious to us

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago