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Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
thank you. I can never remember how it starts for some reason. it's like a dream where just suddenly I am inside it, accepting Things As They Are as it slowly dawns on me the author is the dumbest crank in the universe.
makes me laugh every time.
I just love the idea of someone believing that Allah is an all-powerful Creator-God, but also that Allah is probably an even match for a single self-taught witch.
