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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why they never should have gone past the 140 character limit

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

It just keeps going

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was hoping this was the one about the bozo that tried to solo Allah in an ancestral projection encounter, and got like crit'd for 9999 immediately and had to climb under a Phoenix Down blanket to nibble snacks.

but anyway, I like creative self-understanding and the mystic traditions as much as anybody, but I would hate to be stuck next to this clown. and not because they are a nonsense babbler... I mean whom amongst us... but frankly they just seem like an asshole.

like OK buddy, you're the divine ground of all being, the logos incarnate. unless this is leading to a card trick or water into wine, I don't give an eff.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thank you. I can never remember how it starts for some reason. it's like a dream where just suddenly I am inside it, accepting Things As They Are as it slowly dawns on me the author is the dumbest crank in the universe.

makes me laugh every time.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I just love the idea of someone believing that Allah is an all-powerful Creator-God, but also that Allah is probably an even match for a single self-taught witch. i-love-not-thinking qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this was the one about the bozo that tried to solo Allah in an ancestral projection encounter, and got like crit'd for 9999 immediately and had to climb under a Phoenix Down blanket to nibble snacks.

Uhh, what? Context please.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I asked Tiamat and she never even heard of @whatifalthist

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

But did you ask Diamat?

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Me at 14 after my first joint.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reminder that eidetic memory has never been conclusively demonstrated in a scientific setting.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Psychosis is a b. I hope they get the meds.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

You do not have a photographic memory.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This guys profile is a treasure trove of slop

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

That last part is the most Baby's First Psychadelic Experience thing I've read in a while

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Guy is literally delusional