He gets her mummified and stays married with her, rolls her around in a giant glass coffin like Lenin and gushes about how she's never looked better
"The IDF told me their tanks keep getting blown up in Gaza, so I asked how many tanks they have, and they told me they just go to the depot and get a new tank and send it into Gaza with no infantry cover, so I said it sounds like you're just feeding Merkavas to the Resistance and the 12 year old brigadier general started crying."
Elon in exile on Mars: "The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!"
dies from icepick to the mars-dome
US Army seeing Palestine Action Chads sabotaging RAF planes using E-bikes ✍️✍️✍️
I have not been arguing that. America is a fucking mess right now, and I'm afraid that it may be the end for it.
Good!
[...], I naively optimistic that we will eventually take out nation back, and force it to follow the positive philosophy that is supposed to be our foundation.
what's needed is to take your nation out back and put it down like the rabid dog it is
I see, the Mentally Ill Foreigners are conspiring to steal the constitution and make America into a failed state like Libya and all we have to do is to purge the weak and imbecilic race-traito- I mean anti-democratic populists and then the Republic will be restored to its former glory! Huzzah! 
I don't think calling some actions on Oct 7 a war crime is reactionary, early in the war Hamas offered to prosecute and/or deliver to the Hague any of their fighters found breaking the Geneva Conventions if Israel agreed to the same. (Israel did not agree to do the same). But the whole "right to exist" thing is also a slimy question with no answer that makes you look normal, either you are a liberal dog and believe that nation-states have more rights than people or you're a third worldist-maoist-anarchist that thinks the very concept of a border is fascism (in the eyes of the media/voters), it's like 'abolish the police (and divest their functions to other more suited organisations)' getting twisted by reactionaries to mean 'abolish all policing, everything is legal, murder is good now'.
The lawless Soviets are killing our brave and innocent settlers in Ukraine and Poland; Wir müssen das Völkerrecht respektieren! 
"There are days when decades happen on the toilet"
Bonus:
The smol bean heckin democracy puppers need autonomous death robots to protect themselves from scary authoritarians 🥰
Also, bad wars is unacceptable, you need to
to make sure we get good wars!
On one hand, unimaginable destruction of human life, on the other, lower taxes. I'm torn 🤔
It really just reads call center scam honestly, except the payout is that your representatives do their job? Wonder what they do if some confused grandma wires their entire pension to them because she thinks she really is 'the only one that can save DEMOCRACY and DONAMLD TRUMP was LAUGHING!'
also the way the capitalize 'Dark Money' makes it sound like some evil wizard is exerting malign forces from his crooked tower somewhere