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[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 47 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Ok I'm going to indulge in a little bit of HP overthinking but I swear I have a point so bear with me:

It's really fucked how JKR spent a whole book (and the only decent one in the series imo) and a bit of another one laying out how harrowing and dehumanizing Azkaban is, how Hagrid only spent like 30 days in it and was traumatized by the experience, and how unless you're uniquely mentally strong you will become an empty shell of a human being with no hope of leaving. But then we're supposed to believe that getting people out of there is bad.

We are told directly by the characters, and by the narrator, that being sent to Azkaban is BAD, period. This is the whole premise of why setting Sirius up for a crime he did not commit was a horrible thing to do. But later we are also expected to believe that Sirius was the ONLY INNOCENT PERSON in wizard history to ever be wrongfully sentenced, everyone else who is or has been in Azkaban is evil, except for this one (actually very simple) conspiracy to send an innocent man to torture prison. Except they do it again, about 10 years later, to Hagrid. If Harry wasn't there to reveal that it was someone else who had opened the chamber of secrets, he would've rotted out in a cell. So the wizard legal system does jail innocent people, one of them belonging to a marginalized community.

And JKR in her infinite Blairite, neoliberal wisdom, wants the reader to think that:

  • everyone in Azkaban is guilty and the most evil wizards around. The wizard legal system doesn't make mistakes

  • Literal forced depersonalization and psychological torture are fitting punishments for anyone the legal system deems guilty.

So of course breaking people out from there a few books later is bad. It's a very clear show of neoliberal "tough on crime" brainworms, being presented uncritically to a generation of children

God, these books were even worse than I remember them being.

[–] CasualAnalogueAppreciator@hexbear.net 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't there almost the same type of dogshite with Dobby and the house elves?

something something the house elves LOVE being slaves and dobby is the one weird and whacky one for not wanting to be enslaved

this franchise is big headache badeline-bruh

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 20 points 18 hours ago

Ugh i was really into the books when they came out. I remember reading about the house elves and thinking how heavy-handed hermione's crusade to save them was and so was trying to skim past those parts and (perhaps cuz of that) being surprised that rowling went to a different place ("they like slavery?? Wtf?")

This was probably the first time i looked askance at rowling, started looking harder at the stuff she was pennin. Im pretty sure i noticed the house elves before the gringotts goblins

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago

For all his many faults, Eleizer Yudkowsky did write a pretty good Harry Potter fanfic wherein Harry decides that Azkaban and all dementors must be destroyed both permanently and immediately.

Also that house elf slavery is bad actually and that Harry immediately becomes a vegan upon realizing that snakes can talk.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

both of them belong to marginalized communities, isnt sirius a werewolf?

edit: oh wait no, that's lupin. mixing up THE ONE BOOK, oh no.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Werewolf guy is called Lupin

I can see why people enjoy the imaginative world building of J.K. Rowling ☺️

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

His full name (may I be struck down for knowing this, I used to be a fan) is Remus Lupin, which is even more creative

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

Hey, was he born a werewolf or did some rando turn him into one because his name was so on the nose?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

yeah, but at least it's not cho chang. anyway, lupin actually mainly reminds me of the dennis moore scene from monty python's flying circus.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Sirius chose to be able to turn into a dog, even though he did it illegally. Lupin was the one who was a werewolf.

Edit: just saw your edit. You should feel happy that you've managed to forget some of the stuff from that awful franchise.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

okay, here we go: sirius was from some kind of old aristocrat family, wasnt he? IF THAT'S NOT A MARGINALIZED COMMUNITY, I DONT KNOW WHAT IS! :D

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Billionaire is the most discriminated minority and so on.