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Fentanyl-stuffed rotisserie chicken found by Kingston Police | CBC (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the birds just had a drug problem.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can see Ricky saying this while getting arrested

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

"If anything I'm punishing drug users! Those druggie chickens got the death penalty for their crimes. I bring justice, and this is how you reward me?"