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Fentanyl-stuffed rotisserie chicken found by Kingston Police | CBC (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 1 day ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Wow, it used to be "A chicken in every pot." This election, the promises are getting out of hand.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

KFC’s secret menu is getting out of hand

[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago

Impossible de m'empêcher de penser à ça https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRX0FGpOdhs

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Kingston Police seized a man's meal after an arrest this week" haha Why are police seizing a dudes meal.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Damn I’m hungry

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the birds just had a drug problem.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can see Ricky saying this while getting arrested

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

"If anything I'm punishing drug users! Those druggie chickens got the death penalty for their crimes. I bring justice, and this is how you reward me?"

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Someone watched too much breaking bad