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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like saying your car battery isn't dead because I'm able to jump start it.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So why do we do CPR? Why do we use AEDs? Was all the CPR I have done a waste of time?

Dead means you are going to stay that way. Dead is irreversible. And until I and/or a doctor say you are dead, you are not. You are just maybe dead.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Dead means dead if you don't do anything about it