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[โ€“] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So why do we do CPR? Why do we use AEDs? Was all the CPR I have done a waste of time?

Dead means you are going to stay that way. Dead is irreversible. And until I and/or a doctor say you are dead, you are not. You are just maybe dead.

[โ€“] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Dead means dead if you don't do anything about it