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[–] malloc@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg always looks so uncomfortable. Is this what it looks like when you sell out the human race so you can continue to hoard wealth?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well he probably hasn't shed his skin in a while. So he's probably really itchy

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah and really hard to blink vertically and not use your nictitating membrane

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

He looks like he's holding in a fart, but also isn't quite sure what a fart is. Because he's not human.

"I feel like there's a buildup inside me. My body vessle is going to explode"