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I mean, could be worse...
Get Zuck can you look into the Epstein files for us.
Zuckerberg always looks so uncomfortable. Is this what it looks like when you sell out the human race so you can continue to hoard wealth?
He looks like he's holding in a fart, but also isn't quite sure what a fart is. Because he's not human.
"I feel like there's a buildup inside me. My body vessle is going to explode"
Well he probably hasn't shed his skin in a while. So he's probably really itchy
Yeah and really hard to blink vertically and not use your nictitating membrane
My friend Mark Faceberg
*Leon.
I mean zuck is a sharp shifting lizard alien so he could morph into a musk.
Ah yes, the classic ZZ Top hit song of the 1980s.
Sharp Shifting Lizard Man
Every fascist crazy 'bout a Sharp Shifting Lizard Man
From Lawyer-Look, to Old-Zuck-Cool-Dude-Look, and now back?
The Special-K is doing some magic with those brains