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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 6 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or, rather, most compiled languages are just syntactic sugar on top of assembly, and that's especially true with C. (Oh, you can use curly brances and stuff for blocks? That's sure easier to read than the label mess you get with assembly.)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Assembly is a little too high level for me. I prefer to directly write machine code.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You may as well be a script kiddie. I leverage my very steady hand and highly magnetized needle to write my code