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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Assembly is a little too high level for me. I prefer to directly write machine code.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You may as well be a script kiddie. I leverage my very steady hand and highly magnetized needle to write my code