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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 54 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 42 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

those fuckers try to sell their fruit by using a brand's name. They even got the design wrong, it's supposed to have a curved side.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

I thought briefly about editing that to say, "in this context", but I thought it might be redundant.

It's like the whole fruit/vegetable debate, and there not really being a scientific category of "vegetables" that aligns with the common usage. However, in common usage, the loose, lay definition of "vegetable" is far more useful than the scientific, taxonomical one.

Context is king.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Are you seriously trying to claim that no human ever bled and saw the colour until the 1970s? LOL

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol no. They are entirely taking the piss.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If their piss is red they need to go to the doctor as per this shart

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

I have tetrachromacy and piss in colors that would drive most into madness.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A chart made by someone that's never eaten a whole bag of beet chips in one sitting, I see.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

I think you misunderstand. If you've eaten a whole bag of beet chips you should see the doctor.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Dear Mr Encyclopedia, when were raspberries discovered? Wasn't Avalon "the isle of apples?" When did Christian bibles start describing the forbidden fruit as "apples?" Were they not red apples?

What color did they call ripe ribe avu-crispa (a gooseberry)?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Fuck.

Greengages.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Hah! Why do we call black people coloured people then!

Checkmate blackisnotacolorists!