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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re an all-star

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Get your game on