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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 33 points 1 year ago

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[-] derpo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Hey now

[-] derpo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You’re an all-star

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Get your game on

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023

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