Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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[-] kobra@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

This is what everyone means when they say they wipe ‘standing up’ and afaik more than half the world probably does this.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

honestly if anyone considers a squat to be standing then that is what makes me question their sanity

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a squatter. But when someone asks me if I sit or stand, I say stand because I'm not technically sitting my ass on the toilet. I'd wager most people who say "stand" are doing the same.

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I would consider squatting a form of sitting not standing but if that's what people mean then it at least makes more sense to me.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Squatting is distinct from sitting though because sitting necessitates your ass touching something.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

that's a weird definition, i'd define sitting as not using your gluteus maximus while also not leaning against something to accomplish that (including laying down, you're leaning against the floor).

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