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Hamas is so powerful they can do fifteen 9/11's at once (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/politics@hexbear.net

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Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man's brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican's 9/11?

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Assuming it's taken the three sacraments, yes.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

When Felix guests on E1 as the character Jurgen Knaselsen, he has a bit where he's writing an extensive autobiography called "My Personal Holocaust", which consists almost entirely of him waxing poetic about his ennui in inner monologues about his family members (who he disapproves of for nebulous or petty reasons), along with occasional arguments. As he puts it, it is

every argument I have ever gotten in with my family, every problem I have ever had, every normal day I've had, because the Holocaust was not just 'kill, kill, kill', you know? Sometimes they'll say 'let us play Parcheesi,' 'Let's have dinner,' We're not Nazis all the time, just like during your Personal Holocaust you'll have a day where you go to the park, you install a TV, you talk to your neighbor.

I mention this because he emphasizes that it's the most respectful that anyone has ever been of "the Non-personal Holocaust that occurred in Europe" to make this comparison.